bjong


can be used for any word in the english language
bjong bjong bjong bjong bjong.
exclamation: onomatopoeia used to describe the perceived auditory indication of a rapid erection. -n-logous to “schwing”, as defined and popularized in the movie, “wayne’s world”. bjong!!
n. bjonger: erection.
“d-mn! that girl was a ten! bjong!”
“cindy, that guy was looking at me. i think i could hear a bjong!”

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