Bjorn
noun. european s-x symbol. known for being suave, charming, and a big tease.
americans pine for bjorn.
i want more of bjorn, more of the time.
björn is the swedish word for bear.
ohhh thats a big björn.
a bjørn is a person of unbearable coolness. not a synonym for god, but a tier higher. a bjørn usually walks all over sammys. also they are adept at musical comprehension and martial arts. always spelled with a capital letter, to emphasise importance.
dude nr.1 “wow, did you see that? some dude just trod on a sammy, shredded a wild solo and did shaolin mantis kungfu on some other dude!”
dude nr.2 “it must be a bjørn”
blond hair, blue eyed male, totally hot!!! musically talented, has a lot of emotion but hides it well. sees people for what they really are dispite flaws.
hot hot hot!
a really good-looking guy who is very irresistable and mysterious. he never says what he really feels, and is quite shy. but he can make you laugh and is really a fun guy to be with.
hey, you are very much like a bjorn.
action of getting women and then get special relations
lauren got bjorned by bjorn
an extremly blonde and large c-cked young fellow.usually found in the upper parts of norwegia but could be found in america(very rare). ~they fetch a high price in bounties~yarrrrr!matey!
“there bes on of dos bjorns!get reinforcement so we can captre the yougin!!”
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