bjorts


black jean shorts. a color variation to the standard “jorts” (jean shorts).
after wearing his blue jean shorts earlier in the week, tom decided to pull out his bjorts on the weekend to change things up.
(v) to noisily expel gaseous matter from a small, puckered, icelandic orifice.
jumping jesus, did you just bjort?!?

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