black card

a highly regarded, exclusive american express card issued by “invitation only” to current amex holders with high incomes and a+ credit. this card ent-tles its holders to vip access, upgraded flights, event tickets, and special treatment at department stores and such. a $2500 fee is payed by each of its card holders annually. also known as a “centurion” card.
“i’m sorry sir, tickets are sold out”
::man pulls out black card::
“i’m sorry sir, how does front row and backstage access sound?”

“i’m under 21 with a black card” -bow wow
band formed by former fall out boy b-ss player pete wentz. he announced this band via his blog june 2010. band members are pete wentz, bebe rexha, nate patterson and spencer peterson. they’re signed to decaydance records, pete’s own record label.
random person: ‘have you heard pete wentz’s new band, black cards?’
fall out boy fan: ‘yes, but fob was waaaay better.’
random person: ‘i think you can’t compare this music to fall out boy. it’s quite different.’
fall out boy fan: ‘you’re right. i like it, the songs are kinda catchy.’
an imaginary card that all black people are born with and that mixed people have to earn that is constantly under threat of being revoked if said black person does not act black enough or in proper black ways. mostly kind of ridiculous and based on stereotypes, unless you don’t appreciate obama then that’s just not appreciating black progress and you should get your black card taken away.
black person 1: i just don’t like obama
black person 2: you better take that back before someone takes away your black card.
when a white kid is allowed to say n-gg-
white kid:whats up n-gg-s!
black kid 1: what the f-ck did you say
black kid 2: its cool he has a black card
black kid 1: oh whats up son
a figurative allowance to say the word “n-gg-r” or “n-gg-.” some people think they have it, but they don’t.
who gave dj khaled the black card? oh, that’s right he doesn’t have one!
a card given to all african american people just for being black. the card must be renewed annually by scaring an undisclosed amount of white people, preferable in uppercl-ss areas or in states like connecticut.
“that bouncer wasn’t trying to let me in cause i had on an american eagle shirt. i had to whip out my black card just to let him know.”