Black Diamond

a nickname for the popular disney home video logo in which a spark writes “walt disney” with the word cl-ssics in a fancy font over a black abstract rhombus-shaped diamond. this series is out of print and are becoming valuable to disney collectors.
i have an old black diamond print of “fantasia.”
a cute little hick town with a population of around 4,000.
were people get married in jeans to their long lost cousin that they probably knew they never had.
or did…it really doesnt matter at this point.
and its somewhere in washington.
“where were you born lauren?”

“uh…not important”

“it cant be as bad as the hood”

“blackdiamond”

“oh”
an urban term that refers to when any male, puerto rican or darker, is “seeding” a woman. often times this is heard backstage at ruben studdard concerts or at the house of any of the kardashians.
hey b-tch, don’t spit that out…thems black diamonds!
coal.
a trainload of black diamonds is headed for the power plant.
this highly secrative and exclusive organization is one of many underground secret societies on mercer island.

the origins of this group have been traced to 13th century scotland, where women of the royal family and other n-ble ladies of the court founded the sochai d’ diamant dubh (the gaelic which translates to: society of the black diamond). according to government doc-ments and papers recovered form the scottish ministry of foreign commerce, a member of the society moved to american during the late 1800s where she founded a branch of the group. the black diamonds have appeared in small affluent suburbs around america ever since.

little is known about the black diamonds (a.k.a. diamond city,) but the group reportedly consists of senior girls in the cl-ss of 2009. new members are required to undergo a grueling 2 week initiation, but the benefits of the sisterhood are rumored to be enviable. in accordance with the ancient scottish tradition of the society, the black diamonds are primarily in existance to continue the bonds of love and friendship amongst the senior babes through their university years, and through the rest of their lives.
look at those black diamonds…they are wayyy cooler than tripple cs and g squad.
a social/fashion trend in recent years where american women (especially ditzty teens and freshly-turned drinking age hotties) seek out any/all african-american males. said chicks then immediately “go public” with their 20 carat “black diamond” by spending every second of their lives ‘showing off’ their man (or baby-daddy, or whatever she p-sses him off as to the entire world).
“did you see that sk-nky blond booger-hog struttin’ around the club showing off her new black diamond, all-like she was the f—— queen of england an’ sh-t?”
when a person places their b-lls into their partner’s mouth, then shoves their shaft up the partner’s nose; a double black diamond being two shafts (one in each nostril) and four b-lls (all in the mouth)
i can hardly breath while my friends perform black diamonds on my face

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