black eye-witness man


when a n-gg- is witnesses something of importance and is asked on the news and he gets caught up and talks incoherently
black eye-witness man: man y`all shoulda see it man i was all ova there but da n-gg- holdin da gat be alll ba ba bang
it was wild sh-t dere, know wat i sayin?
repoter:what?

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