Black Eyed Cupcake
the black eyed cupcake (a.k.a. black eyed unicorn) is a s-xual position where one party (usually the female) is kneeling below a seated male with his legs spread eagle. this orientation facilitates the action of licking his -sshole while jerking him off.
the ‘cupcake’ is a subtle reference to the males release of ‘icing’ as he achieves climax. in addition, the scr-t-m and erect p-n-s resemble the base of a cupcake with a candle on top.
rachel ray is going to love giving me a black eyed cupcake tonight.
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