Blackberry Fever


an illness commonly caused from owning a blackberry. symptoms include having your blackberry permanently attached to your hand and only contacting other people with a blackberry, through bbm. currently no known cure.
alex: “have you spoken to grace recently?”
vicky: “no, whenever i see her she’s on her phone playing brickbreaker. have you?”
alex: “no, since she’s had that new phone she only contacts other blackberry owners. she has a major case of blackberry fever.”

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