Blackberry Jam


a people traffic jam that occurrs in subway tunnels and bus stations. caused by inconsiderate workaholics walking too slow while their noses are glued to their blackberry device.
i was late for work because there was a blackberry jam getting out of the a train.
a delicious jam made from blackberries
today i had blackberry jam on toast.
when 3 or more people are in a meeting, not talking to each other, but are all checking, emailing or talking on their blackberries.
we had a few topics we needed to discuss in the departmental meeting, however it turned into a blackberry jam

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