blackccent
when white people talk like black people. black accent
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that unique style of pr-nunciation and volume of speech that immediatly identifies a person to be black. the blackccent is special in that no other group posses an american (non-forgein) accent that identies any physical charateristics.
jon – “lately, my phone-s-x life has been really unsatisfying. my c-m is just dribbiling out instead of violently exploding like before.”
carlito – “thats terrible! why’s that bro? whats wrong?”
jon- “well man, 555-6969 just hired a bunch of black chicks. you know i’ve got that intense thing for asians and how i always invision some asian-american hoe on the other line.
carlito – “oh yeah, for sure. so what youre saying is that even if it was a white or indian or italian or whatever, as long as they spoke native english you couldn’t tell the difference so you just always -ssumed they had a fine asian sideways p-ssy.”
jon- “exactly, exactly. but yeah whenever i get one of these new colored girls, i can’t even pretend they’re asian cuz the blackccent makes my weiner say ‘no dude, i know thats a black chick on the other line. i’m not into that charcol vag. it looks like an overly ripe eggplant’ its really becoming a problem.”
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