Blackout Dick
you get so hammered that when you wake up in the morning the girl that your with reminds you that you had whiskey d-ck.
girl: how do you feel this morning?
guy: i don’t even remember coming home last night!
girl: well i got two words for you “blackout d-ck”
guy: what is that?
girl: look it up on urban dictionary!
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