Blackout Tourettes
the condition in which an uptight prude who was blacked out while drinking suddenly becomes the crudest person imaginable.
drunk prude: “i want to f— fill in the blank right now!”
drunk prude’s friend to fill-in-the-blank: “believe me, he really does not want to do that to you, he’s having a case of blackout tourettes…”
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- blaser
a german last name, pr-nounced ‘blah-seer’. in most parts of america it’s pr-nounced ‘blazer’. it can also be used to mean ‘totally cool’, ‘awesome’, or ‘chya’. also used for great street names such as ‘cblaze oh sicks’. curtis is a lot cooler than ed and thompson combined because curtis is a blaser.
- bleached penis
a white man’s p-n-s. usually super small. very white and cannot be seen in bright light. usually very hard to get an b-n-r because of its size and malfunctioning. i like asian c-cks better cause, bleached p-n-s is not my type…
- bleach job
when someone wearing crest whitestrips (or other teeth whitening product) performs f-ll-t–. maggie swallowed one of her aquafresh white trays while giving doug a bleach job.
- Bleeding like a stuck pig
way back when, piggies would be stuck with a slaughtering knife in order to bleed out well, hence the expression, “bleeding like a stuck pig.” “cheese and rice! jimmy got hit hard with that baseball! he was bleeding like a stuck pig!”