Blackoutman


an alcoholic superhero who has amazing powers of tolerance
of alcohol and intolerance of prohibitionists. equipped
with a t-tanium liver, blackoutman can consume unlimited
alcoholic beverages without liver damage.
last night was a blurr. i think i went into a telephone
booth and turned into “blackoutman”.

“i am an alcoholocaust survivor”!
an alcoholic superhero who has amazing powers of tolerance
of alcohol and intolerance of prohibitionists. equipped
with a t-tanium liver, blackoutman can consume unlimited
alcoholic beverages without liver damage.
last night was a blurr. i think i went into a telephone
booth and turned into “blackoutman”.

“i am an alcoholocaust survivor”!
an alcoholic superhero who has amazing powers of tolerance
of alcohol and intolerance of prohibitionists. equipped
with a t-tanium liver, blackoutman can consume unlimited
alcoholic beverages without liver damage.
last night was a blurr. i think i went into a telephone
booth and turned into “blackoutman”.

“i am an alcoholocaust survivor”!

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