Blackrod
the famous dirtrod town located next to horwich. you surely know you have entered blackrod when you smell the fowelness of sh-t in your nose and tracktors roaming the streets, the famous two shops in blackrod are the spar and johns off licence where the vermin of the citizens scavange for food. a typical blackrod citizen is inbred with 6 fingers and a hunchback the most famous hunchback of blackrod is known as wobbler or (creature) as horwich calls him. town paedophiles are common in blackrod and you will never see a car with the make of ferrari, lamborghini or maserati if so this is because an outsider is lost and ended up in the sh-thole of the place. blackrod technology is still in progress their latest invention is the sqaure wheel and the first carriage has 2 horse power.
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