Blacksperger’s Syndrome
a disorder with symptoms similar to those of asperger’s syndrome but presenting only in residents of blacksburg, va, particularly among students and others -ssociated with virginia tech. clinical presentation includes:
a.) difficulty functioning normally in social situations
d.) awkwardness
c.) rudeness to the point where one is not certain if it is on purpose of if they are completely ignorant of common etiquette
d.) complete inability to understand sarcasm
point d.) is often the most diagnostic presentation of blacksperger’s syndrome.
a person presenting with blacksperger’s syndrome typically will display long periods of awkward silence in conversation with -ssociated, uncomfortable staring and monosyllabic answers to normal conversational questioning.
some subsets are highly promiscuous although it is difficult to imagine how they are capable of luring anyone into their bedroom, except with other people with blacksperger’s.
there is currently no known cure to this debilitating disease.
john: “that math test sucked, i just wanted to strangle our teacher.”
(pause. stare. silence. pause.)
wes: “you’d get in real trouble if you strangled a teacher john.”
john: “dude, i think you’ve got blacksperger’s syndrome.”
Read Also:
- black-&-white
cops. derived from the typical paint job on police cars, especially in orange county “what do we do if black-&-white pulls up?” “run fool”
- Blader
a man who goes rollerskating a lot. he does that rollerskating very good because he is probably rollerskating for a long time. like skaters, the bladers also do tricks and grind. mark is a great blader so we can expect to see a pc game called mark’s problader in a year or two. 🙂 a […]
- Blazement
a blazing session. brederins will link to bun some high grade. results in mong out. ‘we had a hardcore blazement the other day, lanky got a henry’
- Blebis
the watermark that a person gets incidentally when they lean up against a countertop in a bathroom; normally on the front of the pants upon feeling something wet on his shirt, the young boy looked down to notice the blebis he got from washing his hands.
- bleeza
a synonym for smoking a blunt filled with marijuana “why don’t you light up that bleeza, son!”