Bladder Erection
derived from the term bladder infection, a bladder erection is when a male has to urinate so terribly badly that his p-n-s actually becomes erect.
dude 1: dude, is your d-ck hard? come on man we’re in the men’s locker room
dude 2: sorry man, i forgot to p-ss this morning when i woke up and i’ve been holding it in all day.
dude 1: oh so it’s just a bladder erection? well thats cool, just p-ss in the sink like everyone else.
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