bladerlap
the sound that msn makes when you get a message…
also considered a trigger for acute procrastination disorder
“sh-t, better get this -ssignment done… -bladerlap- gah, fk off msn! -bladerlap- -bladerlap- ahhh well… i’ll do the -ssignment later.”
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