Blaft
cute, clever, mischevious, rebellious, furry, or some combination thereof.
“last night, my dog ate the latch off of the liquor cabinet and got in and drank all my whiskey.” “aww, he’s blaft.”
-verb
to punch in the chest.
-noun
a punch in the chest.
“ouch! why you gotta blaft me like that?”
i blafted him so hard, he hit tha flo’.
children punching eachother in the chest…
teacher:”children, what are you doing?”
students: “silly teacher, a little blafting never hurt anyone.”
“blaft ya later!”
“golly, that blaft really hurt johnny!”
acronym standing for:
body
legs
-ss
face
t-ts
blaft is the most accurate scale of a woman’s attractiveness known to man. each category ranges from 1-10; with 1 being the most unattractive physical feature imaginable and 10 being completely flawless, respectively. each category is completely independent of every other category. after all categories have been judged- by at least 2 persons–, they will be added up and multiplied by two (2). the resulting number will be equivalent to a percentage in where 100% would be the perfect— woman.
-blaft only takes into account physical features. absolutely no personality or intelligence is taken into account.
–blaft may only be done by men. no woman is ever to be made aware of blaft.
—it is said that if a woman is accurately judged to be a “100” sp-ce and time would unravel.
dude 1: “dude! lets blaft that chick walkin her dog, she looks pretty hot.”
dude 2: ” alright man, b:7. l:8, a: 8, f:7, t…9!”
dude 1: “ok so shes a… 78.”
dude 2: “nicely done. she seemed like an 80’s chick, but blaft doesnt lie. still, kudos to you miss 78.”
when you go online and make up a word
“ubber” is blaft and so are all the other words you make up
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