Blake(it)


– blake it:

to blake something is to monumentally destroy something in a fashion that only blake wood could.
blake(it)
anecdotal example- if one were to break their car key in the ignition-one could say “he blaked it!”

-to blake something can also be a minor inconvenience you cause to a group of people. eg. inviting everyone to a weekend getaway, running out of phone battery, and sending everyone to the complete wrong address. “you blaked it! you f-ck.”
– there are numerous ways in which a person can “blake it”, please consider adding your own tales of blaking stuff.

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