BlakeMo


the b-st-rd child of a golddigging blonde and an african american football player. the main physical characteristics of such a female are an extremely loose v-g-n- (due to having feet stuck up there), nappy hair, caveman teeth and last but definetly not least danggly and droopy br–sts. a hypocrytical, materiallistic and cleptomaniac sl-t who forces herself on boys and is very keen on giving oral s-x. it is most common for one of these to have very few friends apart from the males that take advantage of her. a blakemo is a vomitive creature that will give a sensation of disgust upon physical contact. such beings should be exterminated from the planet. aswell as being extremely easy to enbed, blakemo’s usually lack alot of self-confidence, self-respect and have sh-t for brains.
“whoa i can’t believe my whole foot fit up there, she must have been a blakemo… wait a second where is my wallet? sh-t! that easy hoe stole it and why the h-ll do i suddenly have clymedia!!. i’m never gonna get with a blakemo again”

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