blakes mom


a dirty fat sl-t who f-cks anybody that she looks at and is looser than a doorkn-b. she is normally seen sucking off fat homeless people for a dollar to buy herself a pack of cigarettes.
oh my god did you see blakes mom giving that hobo a bl-wj-b?

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