blame irlweg
randomly placing blame on a third party for something that someone else has done. made popular by the song “united hates guitars.” the song inadvertently places blame on ms. irlweg who works at the airline. irlweg has become the scapegoat of the broken guitar incident.
in the company lunchroom: who left the soda in the freezer? it exploded and the entire freezer is covered in frozen cola. (silence – no one speaks up).
“blame irlweg.”
everyone laughs and accepts the conclusion.
“alright people, get back to work.”
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