blame the man


similar to sh-t happens, it is when something usually happens that is against one’s will, they tend to blame the man. could be anything from not winning the lottery, getting fired from work, or your girl/boyfriend breaking up with you since the man seems to always be the one causing everything.
matt: aww it’s going to rain on the day i’m supposed to go to the water park. this sucks! why did you only plan it for one day?

steve: blame the man. not me.

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