a hashtag used when things happen in life that annoy you but there is nothing anyone could have done.
i farted and sh*t myself


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    a nicer more polite way of saying bullsh*t. my cousin saying his girlfriend is fine is a big pile of horse hocky.

  • the first order

    introduced in star wars episode vii: the force awakens, the first order is a militaristic regime that is dedicated to wipe out the loathsome resistance. the order is led by supreme leader snoke and is commanded by kylo ren, captain phasma, and general hux. the first order is gonna rek the resistance #rekt

  • rub carpets

    when two women engage in rubbing their v*g*n*s together. “sarah and megan had a few drinks before they rubbed carpets” “after some heavy petting, tiffany asked tanya to rub carpets”

  • grandshark

    a really old single lady that’s on the prowl. we were at the bar last night and bob got picked up by a grandshark. we haven’t heard from him since.

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