blandjob

a lazy bl-wj-b that eventually turns into a handjob.

(blow + hand) + job = blandjob

bland – /blænd/ (adjective):
lacking in special interest, liveliness, individuality, etc.; insipid; dull
that prost-tute only gave me a blandjob! i want my money back.
the act of getting a bl-wj-b while recieving a handjob at the same time is known as a blandjob…but dont let the name fool you… blandjobs are without a doubt the best part of bl-wj-b week
steven: so u get laid last night?
martyn: nah dude, its bl-wj-b week.
steven: ouch!
martyn: yo stfu b-tch! my ho gave (referring to his c-ck) iron man a blandjob…..now that takes co-ordination.
steven: wtf’s a blandjob?
martyn: (sighs)f-ckin idiot.
when agirl gives you a bl-w j-b and a hand job simultaneously.
“i won’t give you a bl-w j-b but i’ll give you a bland job.”
the act of giving a hand-heavy bl-wj-b that results in boredom.
bro she went down on me last night, but it was totally lame… all hand, a total blandjob.

i thought i was going to get some quality head but this chick relied on her hand the whole time–godd-mn blandjob.

this girl i met at a bar looked like the type that enjoys giving some head. needless to say i was surprised to get such a blandjob. i could have stayed home, saved the drink money, and w-nked it myself.
a bl-wj-b that ends in a handjob instead of ending by c-mming in the partners mouth.
i thought i was in for a h-ll of a bl-wj-b but she pulled back and it ended up being a blandjob.
when a face is drawn on the index finger and thumb and the motion resembles the opening and closing of a mouth and creates the appearance of a hand-face giving a bl-wj-b.
“man that blandjob my girlfriend gave me was really awesome last night~!”