Blank Adapter
u.s. army term for a condom; it allows an individual to train minus the risk of firing live rounds or enduring an accidental discharge.
hey troop, make sure you got a pack of blank adapters before you step off the traffic light lounge. you don’t want some stripper showing up in 9 months with a f-ck trophy to show you or coming home with drippy d-ck.
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- blanket burrito
when a person (usually one, can be more) lies on one end of a blanket and rolls to the other side with the starting end held, wrapping themselves up in the blanket. when finished they look just like a burrito. or a pig in a blanket, just with a human and an actual blanket
- Blapy
pure happiness, blapy’s a primordial creature smiling at you from primordial time, dreaming of you. blapy’s a happiness window you look through. “hey, blapy just smiled at me!” “someone really nice sent me two blapyz. it was awesome.” “wow, blapy is the cutest creature ever. he stands for happiness and everything.”
- Blargon
the combination of the words “blog” and “jargon.” blargon is the term for words or phrases, common or not, that are used throughout the blogosphere. blargon is blogger “lingo.” term coined by william safire of the new york times. since the “boom” of blogging, there’s now too much blargon to keep up with.
- Blarpo
fat personified. the state of being beyond obese. the most concentrated fat in existence. although the man was obese at 946 pounds, in no way was he close to being blarpo.
- blaze cannon
the art of blazing someone until they cry. do man you just got blaze cannoned.