blanket face


the phenomenon of getting imprinted lines on your face from sleeping on bunched up blankets, pillows, or other textured surfaces; often accompanied by bed head
you could tell he literally just rolled out of bed before cl-ss because he was sporting some serious blanket face and eye boogers

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