Blanket Monster
a. a person who hogs the blankets or otherwise raps them around themselves when in bed
b. a person who is constantly under the cover of a blanket (i.e. theblanketmonster)
c. a person who does not like to get out of bed
a.
josh: “jeez, i was cold all last night. my wife hogged the covers like they were her children.”
carl: “sounds like she’s a real blanket monster”
b.
lorette: “haha, you know theblanketmonster? it’s like she lives under that comforter.”
tyler: “too true, theblanketmonster is definitely a blanket monster”
c.
mother #1: “gosh, i never knew raising a teenage girl would be this hard. she absolutely refuses to get out of bed.”
mother #2: “you and me both, my cindy only gets up when i threaten to not make her breakfast. or as she puts it ‘starve her'”
mother #3: “looks like you’ve both got real blanket monsters on your hands.”
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