Blanket Ripper
an extremely loud, explosive fart in bed, which threatens to tear the blankets apart.
bl–dy h-ll ernest, i thought i’d never get to sleep last night. the wife kept doing these vile blanket rippers. i was scared that she’d either rip the blankets apart and we’d freeze to death, or the stinking fart miasma would gas us both.
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