blanket

a warm comfortable fuzzy that keeps u warm
i was so comfy in my blanket
a cloth that is like a towel, but it’s usually heavier and instead of drying you, it keeps you warm. most people like to keep blankets on their bed at night. blankets are totally sweet
d-mn i love my blanket
large grouping of robots, in the same fashion of flock of birds or crash of rhinos.
a blanket of robots attacked the sp-ce station leaving no survivors.
a way in which you stroke someones face from forehead to chin. can be mistaken for s-xual innuendo, but dont be mistaken for the fun and creativity it brings. other related actions are also “tea towelling” and “swiping”.
“im going to blanket the sh-t out of you” “im going to blanket you all night long”
you people are f-cking r-t-rded! a blanket is a sheet, or 100 hits, of lsd.
this is why no child left behind doesn’t work: no one actually knows what the f-ck a blanket really is. smh.
pot! “blanket” is a codeword you use when you want to talk about weed in a public place or in front of parents or whatever. multiply the number of blankets by ten to get their monetary value. if someone isn’t getting it, try “green blankets.”
1. “dude, i’m cold, let’s go get warm with some blankets.”

2. “oh man i have 8 blankets in the back of my car, we are having fun tonight.”

3. “hey i think i left a couple blankets in your car, have you seen them?”
the word you use when what you mean to say is j-zz, but that would be awkward.
i jumped on a mattress covered in…blankets.
a little b-tch ,they cry a lot because they are b-tches.
person1: hey whats wrong?
person2: sob- i don’t want to watch this scary movie
person1:stop being a little blanket