blartard
a black r-t-rd usually goes by the name rafael jimenez sells oils and f-cks up your cooking refers to everyone as “dumb b-tch”
mike:”hey do you know where i could get some oil?”
mackenzie:”yea just ask the blartard but make sure he doesn’t add to much flour”
blartard:”shutup dumb b-tch”
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