Blast a dookie
1. to take a poo
1. would you excuse me, i gotta blast a dookie.
4 more definitions
to excrete a large amount of defecation in a short period of time.
after running for an hour, i had to blast a dookie that was going to shatter the toilet.
to defecate with urgency and explosive force. to expel fecal matter in a timely fashion.
every morning after a cup of coffee and a cigarette,i have to blast-a-dookie.
much like explosive diahrea. it comes out very fast, but it is usually very large.
brennen was in the bathroom for like 30 seconds blasing a dookie, but it reaked like a 400 lb gorrila of a man was in there for an hour.
take a fatty shatner
i have to blast a dookie like you wouldnt believe.
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