blasted


when you totally stoned out of your mind.
i was blasted last night dawg.
intensely drunk or stoned
i don’t remember sh-t…d-mn i was blasted last night
so high you dont kno were you are or what your doing.
i got so blasted last night i dont know what i did
really really high
we smoked so much weed that we got blasted!
lots of big tattoos ; 5 or more tattoos all over. have to be big.
“how many tats u got my dude?”

“12. four on my chest,5 on my arms,and 3 on my back.”

“d-mn n-gg- u blasted.”
obliterated. so drugged up and drunk that you don’t know anything anymore. except that you’re having one h-ll of a good time. easily accomplished when you get high and drink then snort cocaine, then drink again.
say, my good sir, do you want to get blasted tonight?
when you smoke marijuana to the point you feel you were on the recieving end of a cyclops optic blast, or in special instances the recieving end of han solo’s blaster. aka getting f-cking blasted.
d-mn dude im f-cking blasted.

yo you wanna get han solo blasted tonight?

dude you wanna confront cyclops and get f-cking blasted??

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