Blazehayes


a white person, usually male, with a fire crotch and an annoying knowledge of sports. in order for them to be considered a blazehayes, they also must own a pair of nike blazers. they also cannot be liked, or be good at sports but be under self impression that they are.
richie: i heard that lebron’s ppg went up .17%night, but i’m still better.
bill: yeah, whatever blazehayes.

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