bleaf
where ur p-n-s wont stop growing
i love e.h <3
guy 1: "why is ur p-n-s so large?"
guy 2: "the doctor said i have bleaf syndrome, he said it will never stop growing"
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someone who is found to be blind and also deaf.
i'm standing right infront of you talking and you walked right into me, you dumb-rs- bleaf.
someone who can't smell.
oh em gee, my mother is bleaf! she can't smell kayla!
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