Blecture


-noun. pr-nounced blek- chur

a long-winded lecture by anyone whose name starts with a b. this lecture will usually start off with the intent of answering a ‘simple’ question, or explanation. the person on the receiving end is usually a captive listener either talking to their boss, parent, or other authority figure.

ironically, as long-winded as this definition is it also can be cl-ssified as a blecture if the person publishing it had a name starting with the letter b.
mark: hey tom, where have you been?

tom: my boss just spent the last three hours explaining what our company’s plan is for the new fiscal year when i just asked about our next meeting.

mark: sounds like you’ve experienced your first blecture

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