bleed the system


the act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.
example 1:

i really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, i bled the system; i finished it while on the can.

example2:

q: where’s squirty?

p: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

q: bleeding the system?

p: he didn’t want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to p-ss.

q: atta’ boy, no sense in sobering up mid p-ss!

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