bleef
a bl–dy queef, an expulsion of blood and v-g-n-l gas out of v-g-n-.
i was going down on some b-tch and she bleefed in my mouth.
when a woman queefs profoundly enough to expel menstrual blood out of the v-g-n- and into the atmosphere.
math cl-ss went great except when i accidentally bleefed loudly in front of my teacher, making my white jeans nearly unrecognizable.
noun: a bl–dy v-g-n-l fart, used to describe a person who can not live up to a challenge, a cop out
verb: to cop out
at the campfire on friday, my friends were being a bunch of bleefs and went to bed.
my friend had two shots and bleefed out early
the act of queefing (expulsion of air out of the v-g-n-) while squirting blood. usually occuring while the female is on a period.
christine needed to take out her tampon and bleef.
this may be considered the opposite of a shart.
a bleef occurs when a girl on her period queefs, and thereby expels blood and air from her v-g-n-.
yesterday becky bleefed all over my jeans and ruined them.
1. after taking someones -n-l virginity, the aftermath, a bl–dy fart.
2. the act of farting blood
dan: “i did her so hard in her -ss last night!”
zach: “oh yeah, first time huh?”
dan: “yea, right before i pulled out she let out this huge bleef, that blood got all over me!”
zach: “thats awesome!!”
it’s a word you say when someone ask you what’s up?..and something is up but you can’t be bothered to tell them about it..
einar says:
so whatup?
brown{\m/mrs says:
…bleef….
einar says:
wnag?
( see definition of wnag)
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