Bleeprin
bleeprin is a combination of bleach and aspirin. it comes in the form of a white, chickpea-sized (or large-normal-pea-sized) pill. it is used to soften the effects of reading horrific badfic — the bleach erases the bad mental images, and the aspirin eases the headache. according to meir brin, this wonder-medicine is so generally spiffy that it also can cure social anxiety attacks. it is manufactured by the mini-aragogs in the bas-m-nts of hfa (hogwart fanfiction academy). within a few short weeks of its invention, bleeprin easily replaced the time-honored but painful — and permanently crippling — custom of gouging one’s eyes out with a spork as the preferred way of dealing with badfic (banging one’s head against a doorpost is still widely in effect, however). bleeprin comes in two other forms: bleepto-dismal and bleepka.
khora: not another ‘seduce l-st-object and live happily ever after’ fic!
nikki: here, take some bleeprin. it’ll ease the horridness and make it blissfully absent from memory.
khora: thank ye.
bleeprin is a combination of bleach and aspirin. it comes in the form of a white, chickpea-sized (or large-normal-pea-sized) pill. it is used to soften the effects of reading horrific badfic — the bleach erases the bad mental images, and the aspirin eases the headache. according to meir brin, this wonder-medicine is so generally spiffy that it also can cure social anxiety attacks. it is manufactured by the mini-aragogs in the bas-m-nts of hfa (hogwart fanfiction academy). within a few short weeks of its invention, bleeprin easily replaced the time-honored but painful — and permanently crippling — custom of gouging one’s eyes out with a spork as the preferred way of dealing with badfic (banging one’s head against a doorpost is still widely in effect, however). bleeprin comes in two other forms: bleepto-dismal and bleepka.
khora: not another ‘seduce l-st-object and live happily ever after’ fic!
nikki: here, take some bleeprin. it’ll ease the horridness and make it blissfully absent from memory.
khora: thank ye.
bleeprin is a combination of bleach and aspirin. it comes in the form of a white, chickpea-sized (or large-normal-pea-sized) pill. it is used to soften the effects of reading horrific badfic — the bleach erases the bad mental images, and the aspirin eases the headache. according to meir brin, this wonder-medicine is so generally spiffy that it also can cure social anxiety attacks. it is manufactured by the mini-aragogs in the bas-m-nts of hfa. within a few short weeks of its invention, bleeprin easily replaced the time-honored but painful — and permanently crippling — custom of gouging one’s eyes out with a spork as the preferred way of dealing with badfic (banging one’s head against a doorpost is still widely in effect, however). bleeprin comes in two other forms: bleepto-dismal and bleepka.
dear eru, where’s the bleeprin? i need to forget that particular badfic.
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