Blender

a blender is a black man that is also a bender!
this black man on the dancefloor is checking me out and i am a hetros-xual man! this man is a blender!
a person who just blends in, or doesn’t stand out.
“was laura at the party?”
“i don’t remember, she’s kind of a blender…”
a euphemism for s-x, used a bit in a popular thread on the megatokyo messageboards by bozocat, in the thread mt:tc of ph34r and b33r. typically, bozocat’s character in the thread(which is a forum rpg), nicholas, has used it a bit.
sayt: “so, have you uh… blender… with her yet?”

ms: “wait, what?”

sayt: “never mind.”
a term used to describe an artist who combines several different genres, not just a couple. usually, but not limited to, describing musicians.
beck & black eyed peas are blender musicians.
two men stand front to front and perform the helicopter without using hands (hips and legs only). it is important that the p-n-ses are flaccid and never touch. otherwise, it’s gay.
a blender is when two men helicopter each other without touching their flaccid p-n-ses. if they touch, one of them has to die.
awesome, amazing, radical; all at once.
wow, this boba tea is really blender.
a blender is the act of ramming one’s fist up an -sshole and twisting it around numerous times. often creates a large amount of residue of various liquids and organ remains.
me: “dude, i just gave a chick a blender!”

jeff: “oh, that explains the smell and stains.”

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