Bleric
(n) also known as bleric the dinosaur he has mystical and mysterious powers, he is the only living dinosaur with a millimeter-long p-n-s which has never been tested in combat. he is feared for his choking abilities. there is no known female counter part. he is intolerant of other species, especially zebras and may become violent when confronted by them.
bleric ladabouche, bleric the dinosaur, bleric gotadouche
“yo man f-cking bleric the dinosaur choked me last night because i told him he couldn’t afford a zj ”
“watch out bleric is hunting your shawty ”
“today bleric though that black people had extra calf muscles, when i told him he was wrong he choked me”
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