Blessed by Methuselah


in the movie noah, emma watson is given the blessing of methuselah, causing her to get pregnant and give birth to twins extraordinarily fast. to be blessed by methuselah means to be very fertile.
d-mn, that b-tch has lots of kids.

yeah man, she’s been blessed by methuselah.

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