Bleu Balls
bleu b-lls (french for blue) is nearly intolerable pain for a man. this happens when his b-lls swell to a larger size because of the lack of s-x, unfinished bl-wj-bs, and just not -j-c-l-t-ng when he should. also can be brought on by getting overly excited over just seeing, touching or anything a woman ( or man) of his desire and not releasing the pressure of sperm or achieving -rg-sm.
possible cure: masturbation, s-x, cold show, swimming
women could understand the pain if they reflected on how they feel when their monthly period starts.
“i went out with the hottest girl last night but after i got home i couldn’t sleep because i had a case of the bleu b-lls.”
“my girlfriend keeps giving me bleu b-lls because she won’t give it up.”
“sometimes i’d rather have a kick in the nuts then bleu b-lls.”
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