Blind Elephant


when your t-bagging a girl and you flip around and your nuts cover her eyes and your d-ck hangs over her nose like an elephant truck, shes a blind elephant!!!
the blind elephant is when
when your t-bagging a girl and you flip around and your nuts cover her eyes and your d-ck hangs over her nose like an elephant truck, shes a blind elephant!!!
a body lifting kick in the nuts from behind. to sneak up behind someone who is standing with their legs slightly open and kick them in the nuts from behind.
person 1: you owe me $100
person 2: yeah i’ll pay you next week…
person 1: no pay me today or i’ll blind elephant kick you right in the nuts when you least suspect it.
person 2: ok lets got to the bank.
resolved.

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