blind fuck


1) a person you’d only f-ck if you were blind

2) someone it’s not worth to flirt but you can f-ck with

totally no effort
1) dude, that’s gross! she ‘s a blind f-ck!

2) man, see that chick over there?

hand me a johnny. i’m going straight to the (g)spot.
when you tell someone to turn around for what ever fake purpose(to check out a chick or to see if they know a person or to see a fight) when they realize that nothing is behind them they turn back around when they do you already have your middle finger in there face. so not only do they not see a fight but also get flipped off. its a great -sshole-move.
dumb friend: hey man wazzup?

-sshole: not much dude, do you see that b-tchs -ss over there(points behind his friend)?

dumb friend (turns,looks around a little realizes there is no hot chick so he turns back around to see his -sshole friend flipping him off and now the friend feels like a dumbf-ck (which he is) he also feels embar-ssed).

-sshole friend: you just got blind f-cked c-cksucker.
adjective: a blind f-cker. verb: 1) when you are f-cking then you look at a light/flash and go blind then keep on f-cking.
2) you f-ck someone that’s blind or two blind people f-ck/have an orgea. 3)
lady: i saw the grossest thing today…. two people f-cking near a lighthouse! then one went blind so he was a blind f-ck!

chorndog (horndog and corndog): cool! i saw two bling people walk into each other naked and the guy’s d-ck went in the lady’s v-g-n-!

lady: eww!

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