blind jerk


the act of tickling your pickle (masturbating) with your own eyes shut, oblivious to whatever’s goin on around you.
stephen – “hey…i caught ben doin the blind jerk the other day when i walked into the room”

colby & kyle – “oh sh-t…really?!?”

stephen – “yea…it was the worst moment of my life!”

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