blind man
to have bad acne, pimples, zits, etc.
(shortened from the old joke “he has so many zits, (how many does he have?) …he fell asleep in the library and woke up with a blind man trying to read his face.”)
guy 1: laurie’s really a cute chick; shame about her complexion though.
guy 2: she needs to get some medicine for that blind man all over her face.
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