Blind Melon


a rockin’ band from the early 1990’s with deep grooves, moving lyrics and a tragic end. see also: underrated band.
“blind melon, didn’t they sing that song, ‘no rain’?”
to pull a blind-melon: to get up and walk away from a situation which is uncomfortable or frustrating.
they kept clowning me so, i just pulled a blind melon. it was very liberating.
you poke/remove girl’s eye out, then you proceed to penetrate her in the empty eye socket. when youre almost done you pull out and finish/c-m in her other (and only) eye.
(this is probably going to be a featured scene in one of tarantino’s upcoming movies)
i blind meloned linda so bad last night, i had to buy her a guide dog the next morning.

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