blind spot enhancer
another name for a cell phone without a headset used by a driver while driving. causes the driver’s blind spot to go from a minimal 15 degrees over either shoulder to a stunning 180 degrees on their right (or left) side, as they forget to check their mirrors before doing something stupid like cutting you off.
a good wingman is the best defense against drivers employing blind spot enhancers. most traffic cops will accept this as a patent reason for getting caught in a speed trap in moderate traffic.
tom: -driving to a party with harry riding shotgun-
harry: “hey, tom – this party’s gonna be banging…”
tom: “yeah – it’ll be off the hook!”
harry: -looks out the p-ssenger side- “uh-oh… bogey with a blind spot enhancer, 3-o-clock. you might wanna shake him before he…”
-mr. blind-spot-enhancer school-o-driving starts drifting left, forcing tom to do 88 to avoid getting hit-
tom: -checks his mirrors- “that was close, hope the 5-0 flex that fool.”
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