Blind Weekend
when two consenting adults that have never met schedule a weekend getaway for their first in-person encounter. usually warmed up by mutual facebook stalking and exchange of selfies to make sure that each person is sufficiently physically attracted to the other. the weekend typically consists of dining out, alcohol consumption, copious ‘love making,’ and occasional awkwardness. insufficient long-term data to determine if these weekends result in long-term relationships between the partic-p-nts.
guy to girl – “sup girl. enjoyed those pics of you at chili’s w/your girlfriends on facebook. so glad m introduced us. when you flying to chicago to meet me?”
girl to guy – “haha. you’re funny. what are you doing next weekend?”
guy to girl – “meeting you at the w for a blind weekend.”
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